Farm Cow.
This is Red. She supports Chairman Moo. She is a radical.
I so far only actively dislike one cow. This is her. I move slower on forming decisions with people than with cows. She is the one skinny cow in the entire herd. I dislike skinny things. Especially skiny girls. Grow some fat, girl!
She is red, which is a welcome relief from all the black cows. But she pooped on her tail and it froze into a lawn-bowling size ball of froze shit that keeps getting knocked inbetween her legs and scaring her. So now she has a complex that frozen shit is out to get her. There is a whole hell of a lot of frozen shit in her field so it keeps her up nights, keeps her from sleeping, keeps her skinny.
Damn your poop, red cow!
posted by Lord of the Barnyard at 4:27 PM
3 Comments:
i like the red cow. pretty. don't tell me that dog story again. i hate it. i had forgotten it til you reminded me and then i remembered that i had wanted to forget it.
I asked my dad about getting rid of the red cow. He scoffed. She is his favorite cow. Something about a wonderful mother. Pshaw.
Red isn't the worst cow. The scary demon cow with no tail... that's some scary stuff.
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