WTF Volume One.
Wotokahan Things Found. Wherein I find something on the farm and post a picture of it. You, guess as to what it could possibly be/do.
the WTF in question here are the red bits
the WTF in question here are the red bits
posted by Lord of the Barnyard at 6:48 PM
12 Comments:
Disassembled Conveyer belt?
It looks like some sort of water transporting device.
would WTF stand for something besides "wotokahan things found?" just curious. :) i like yours better.
looks to me like tire ramps for driving a car/tractor onto a flatbed truck/trailer. but i can see how a conveyor belt might make more sense. so ask your dad! or does uncle doug know?
Will you keep a score board for this game?
I guess part of a corn picker > conveyer belt part.
Treads for a tank. You have a tank don't you?
is there a prize for the right answer? give me a couple of weeks. i will know for sure. wink wink.
A conveyer belt that you put the cows on, which leads them into a giant machine (not unlike the machine that used on the Sneetches to remove the stars upon thars). They come out on the other side as hamburgers.
WTF?!
I thought this was a clever idea and that no one would participate. I was wrong. But now I need to figure out what to do when a person does win.
I think I'll mail them, uh, something. Because getting things in the mail is fun. Getting things in the mail from a farm is funner.
For the sake of ending this one, cupcake was correct to begin with, in a vauge way. It is a disassembled conveyer of freshly made square bales. It's called a kicker. It punts the bale from the baler to the, uh, kicker wagon. It's real fun to see it work, as it takes a pretty good shot to throw a 50-60lb bale 20 feet.
cupcake, email me you address and when i get around to a non-procrastinating day, a gift you shall receive.
Steve, I will keep score.
cupcake - 5 points
imploden - 1 point
sailfish - 1 point
pat - 2 points
ian - 3 points
pirate - half a point
stephen - half a point
scot imploden rocks 4th place.
Sweet! If you're going to send me a cow as a prize, please ship it to my office. Then I can ride it home over the Brooklyn Bridge.
Somehow I suspect employees and former employees are not eligible for this contest, eh?
What is charged for 1/4, 1/2, whole beefs? If I can figure out the logisics of bringing it back I could probably sell a good bit of beef to my co-workers.
1.75$ pound hanging weight.
no discount for buying more than a quarter at a time.
about .75$ per pound processing to boot.
i don't pay much attention to the money but i think the beefs are 1200lbs ish live. 600-700lbs is hanging weight. so up to 400$ per quarter.
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