Cow Bio - Maynard

It was a mistake to remove Mackenzie from the herd. All bovines gladly follow other cud chewers who are going anywhere. But when none move, all bovines will ever more gladly stand in a pack and moo merrily at you to tell you that they are hungry or thirsty or sweaty or bored with not mooing. The problem is encouraging that original mover to move. Mackenzie was the only cow in the herd that had processed the fact that when I was in the field with her, she must move from point A which was newly nude of grass to point B which was lush with the stuff. Everyone else had only picked up on the fact that my presence meant fresh grass, the moving to getting it part had them all totally waffled.

So for the last 7 weeks I've had a hell of a time training the new leader to fill Mac's shoes. The new mover and friend of me is Maynard.
There isn't anything to tell about Maynard. She's a she. She has a white spot on her forehead. She leads the herd.
I think Maynard is an abysmal name. Local Girl thinks it divine. I associate the name with a savory character from F'town, Maynard Knuckles. She associates the with a certain lead singer from Ravenna, Maynard James Keenan. So this cow was elected to carry the name to determine which of us has drawn the correct conclusion.