my farm-adled mind saw brad k.'s answer and thought, well crap, that just gives it away. then the guesses kept coming and i had to laugh.
brad k is entirely correct. and he says it better than i ever could. but it does truly sound like he's making crap up if you don't know better.
so brad, email me an address and i'll mail you your prize. kid.twist@gmail.com (i get enough spam that putting my addy out there to be fished off blogger makes zero difference.) i hate to make rules like this, but, please, in the future, if you know the answer, don't share it unless it's like this and people won't believe you anyway.
new scores: pirate - 9 points pat - 6 points ian - 5.1 points brad k - 5 points cupcake - 5 points stephen - 3.5 points jon - 3 points dr awesome - 3 points imploden/simon - 2.5 points tanya - 2 points mayor - 2 points sailfish - 1 point
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A bovine vaginal examinator.
This device applies a rubber banding to cause the bulls balls to fall off. The lever at top is to crimp the catching clip.
Please tell me that thing goes on a zip line.
A fence strecher riveter tire gauge combo.
Fisher's sounds the best so far
Clearly that fell off the robot that fixes your barb wire fence.
I'm going with either bunny or sperminator.
It's a BDSM device for some of your kinkier cattle. I'll tell you more about it when you're older.
it's a pump. you stick it in barrels and move the handle up and down and stuff comes out the tube. hopefully you stick it in a barrel of monkeys.
Tagger.
Not like those guys who scribble on bus seats.
It goes on the ear.
give me exactly one week. i can tell you what it is fo' sho'.
Oh I've heard about these. Doesn't it extract meat from the cow little by little without killing it?
my farm-adled mind saw brad k.'s answer and thought, well crap, that just gives it away. then the guesses kept coming and i had to laugh.
brad k is entirely correct. and he says it better than i ever could. but it does truly sound like he's making crap up if you don't know better.
so brad, email me an address and i'll mail you your prize.
kid.twist@gmail.com (i get enough spam that putting my addy out there to be fished off blogger makes zero difference.)
i hate to make rules like this, but, please, in the future, if you know the answer, don't share it unless it's like this and people won't believe you anyway.
new scores:
pirate - 9 points
pat - 6 points
ian - 5.1 points
brad k - 5 points
cupcake - 5 points
stephen - 3.5 points
jon - 3 points
dr awesome - 3 points
imploden/simon - 2.5 points
tanya - 2 points
mayor - 2 points
sailfish - 1 point
screw you and your points...
besides, simon and i are not the same person.
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